Mr.Postman™ was once the latest and greatest in letter-carrier technology. That was 25 years ago. After decades of loyally delivering mail, Mr.Postman™ has learned that the Post Master plans to replace him with a newer model.

  • An Unusual Delivery

    I wheel away from the scrap yard, satchel of letters held in my third right arm, and all the time I am thinking to myself, Mr. Postman™, what are you doing? Never has the scrap yard been on your delivery route. How could you have gone to that place?